BEING THE CHILD OF A WRITER

I'm sorry to say that the following is an actual conversation I had with my daughter recently...

DAUGHTER: What are you doing, Dad?

ME: Working on an idea I had for a short film.

DAUGHTER: Cool! What's it about?

ME: Uhh, it's sort of an abortion comedy.

DAUGHTER: Dad!

ME: Well, at least it's not about butt stuff...

DAUGHTER: No, it's worse!!!