BROWNTOWN - THE KIDS CUT!

As I may have mentioned, our R-rated film has several child actors and extras in it, including some of my nephews and nieces! Unfortunately for them, our film isn't very kid-friendly, so they can't see it. For that reason, I told them I would endeavor to make a "kids cut" of the film. And to my surprise, I sorta managed this!

I now have a version of the film that's roughly PG-13. I couldn't quite manage PG, but hey, all the Marvel movies are PG-13, so I think I'm okay. I cut out portions of the film (whole scenes in some cases), and I redubbed the dialogue of certain characters. Funny enough, I PERSONALLY did all the redubbing, so if there's a scene where the female characters sound like Marge Simpson...well, that's me!

I now have a one hour and fifteen minute film about a husband who bets his wife that he can lose 50 pounds in 3 months. If he achieves this, he'll win a heated heinie massager! (This premise was the only one that still allowed the story to make any sense.)

Some of the younger kiddos still shouldn't watch it, but once they're in middle school, I'm sure they'll hear and see worse than this film - I did, at least. Curious how this all works? Well, here's a clip where we learn Cameron's horrible secret (I only had to redub my own voice in this one). Enjoy!